Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Green is the word.


Good day addicts. I received what only can be described as a disturbing email. It seems we have another mafia player on our hands that can't keep their pants on when the cameras are flashing. No one ever learns, do they?

Our latest offender is looking rather green. Rumor has it, he posted this (MGG censored it for your viewing pleasure) as his profile picture while a moderator was in the room. Looks like Rosie is as useless as everyone seems to think.

Mafia players, just a little advice, keep your pants on!

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

The War of the Roses

I'm just finishing up a round of our favorite guilty pleasure. Check your dashboard, fanatics, which one am I? Keep guessing. Or better yet, keep guessing wrong =)

Is it just me or is anyone else put off by pSycho Stefanie's seeming inability to not start hundreds of games at a time? Stef, you do realize you're forcing many unsuspecting mafia goers to look at your, well, not so cute face? Not even JennBunny would warrant that with a heart.

Is the Mafia Civil War over? Old school players and old school haters are as chummy as....RSJ and the mafia confessions thread. Not to worry, Miss RSJ, I of course wouldn't be caught dead with any of those suitors.

With the influx of older mafia players seem relatively calm in MafiaLand. Perhaps its the great divide between the Fantastic Four that is keeping the peace. Although, does anyone really believe this great divide is well, great, or even a divide? MGG is skeptical.

We all saw how well Ranier's entrance from Epic went. Will the introduction of the high and mighty Epic Mafia Calvary go over just as well? If not, may the lord bless the moderators. They might have more than a handful, and that's not considering the potential upheaval that villainous Mourad could cause. I bet you're dying to know who made that decision. Let me know.

I apologize greatly, as I've merely begun to just touch the tip of the iceberg, stay tuned - you're in for quite a treat.

Don't forget to mind your manners and keep up your correspondence, maybe your email will be featured in Mafia Gossip Girl's greatest hits.

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Sunday, February 1, 2009

Love is blind. Or is it?

Greetings addicts.

Welcome to February. The month everyone pretends to be in love. But is there any true love brewing between mafia goers?

Little Hutch is making a comeback. Well, if you consider being dragged in on Nikky's dirty coat tails a comeback. Did Little Hutch not learn anything from his big brother? Mafia lovers from across the pond are nothing more than an illusion. Of course, it's all fun and games until the Hutch comes to visit and ends up in a different American's bed. Poor Nikky. MGG almost has pity for her.

Speaking of being blind, has anyone heard about the star crossed lovers? Yes, the high school student and her janitor. Mafia players have stooped low in the past (that's you Jess!), but the high school janitor. Well that's just plain dirty.

So addicts, what's the answer to my question? Are any two mafia goers really in love? Maybe so. But even if they are, it will all come crashing down like a game with an idle cop.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl