Don't let the sparkles hit you on the way out.

Greetings addicts. It's always a sad day when one of mafia's finest calls it quits. Well...not always.

Our favorite initialed Jessica has retired. At first I was a little sad. She was always entertaining and brought a degree of drama to games and mafia groups that few have been able to achieve. But then I realized the potential of a JRG free mafia world. Not only was she a pro drama started, she was a pro account faker. Emerson Parker and the Mya accounts were brilliant!

So don't worry fellow addicts. I'm sure JRG will be behind one or more of the many new fakes that will soon be inundating the application. And the best part....she doesn't have to pretend to be the nice girl who is always the victim when she's hiding behind someone else's face!

In case you missed JRG's open letter to the mafia world that she posted on her wall, here it is!

I’m writing this to say that I am retiring from mafia, yet again. However, this time, I’m leaving without an ounce of regret. Although I have played for over 2 years and have met some amazing people that I wont soon forget, I feel absolutely nothing for this game.

I know that I’ve been busy this semester and have not been around much, but the few games I happen to make it into, I end up either idling out or being killed in the first two days because I refuse to join the chaos of voting out those that are not liked, regardless of their roles.

The two biggest occurrences that have helped me make my decision have happened in the last few days. Earlier this week, I was in a game where a picture of a former player was posted and then speculated that she was pregnant. I was appalled because these people used to be her friends. Secondly, last night, in a game a clear was being voted and came out to say they were the clear but because they weren’t liked, the crowd would rather vote her than the mafia, it ended in the doctor being sniped. Both instances were guided by the same group that has continued to ruin this game for many.

I've met some great people that I hope to keep in contact with and I've learned many things that I won’t soon forget. I have deleted all but a select few players that I have grown the closest to or have met in real life. Just because you were deleted, please don’t think that our friendship hasn’t meant a great deal to me. I don’t want to find out in 6 months that people have been posting my pictures making speculations about me b/c they’re so bored with their own lives, they have to make stuff up about someone elses.

Mafia has brought out the worst in me, and i cannot handle it anymore.

I wish the best for all of you! I’m still on msn (jeskarose@aol.com) so I hope that you add me and we can keep in touch that way.

♥ JRG

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

I thought Mafia was already a game of survivor.

Greetings addicts. I know. I haven't updated in ages. Mafia has become so boring and I rarely get a chance to grace the application with my presence. I have been trying to keep in contact via Twitter in lieu of my little blog. But lets be honest, it's just not the same! 140 characters is so limiting.

Okay, to the point of this update. Our favorite blond Aussie and her fairly worthless sidekick have started a what they call a "mafia style survivor game."

Don't worry! If you are having a WTF moment, you are not alone. I know blonds are a little slow, but why she and her confidant thought this was a good idea I will never be able to explain. Especially when you look at the participating addicts. Oh my!

Some of my favorite participating addicts include Jeff the moderator (his fight against Facebook was exceedingly entertaining. Well done!), Jared the slow musician (if you call these tragedies music), Devii the fake that plays every application , Clare the takeeverythingfartooseriously drama starter and Jeffrey the newcomer (he's so cute! But girls (and boys), sorry, my sources say he's taken.). The rest are worthless but should make fabulous pawns.

What is to come of this can only be drama in its best form. I will be watching the drama unfold and enjoying every moment of it.


You know you love me,

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl