Dr. 90210

The fake is never as good as the original. Generally cheap looking, poor quality and doesn't have a long shelf life. Fakes are a dime a dozen, and lack those special things that make the originals worthy of a fake. Fakes are not hard to spot, even when surrounded by the authentic.

Mafia has had an onslaught of fake accounts lately. Not trolls like Mafia Troll or Dumb Butt, but fake accounts of real people. The victims have not been isolated to one group. There has been a fake Alex, and fake Allison, as well as a fake Pia and fake Alita (which has been deleted).

Brad of course was all over this story. Banning right and left, reporting to Facebook, generally reminding people that he is there to assure mafia law is followed as he sees fit. And, as always, gossip girl thanks Brad for his dedication to such a worthy cause.

The real question we all want to know that answer to is, who is making these fake accounts? Clearly, it's not the same person (fake accounts spread over to many mafia cliques). Likely we will never know. But what's life without a little mystery.

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xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Guess the new moderators.

Greetings fellow addicts. Have you read the latest ridiculous post to make it's way into the official Facebook Mafia group? Brad "the power hungry" mod, has people guessing who he has recommended as new moderators. First of all, who cares who he suggested as moderators? And if he's going to let Kristin DC go on and on and tell her when she guesses correctly, why not list the names in the first place. Talk about a waste of time.

Lets be honest. With that suggested list of new mods, someone might as well go ahead and ban me.

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xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Pass the e-Whore.

Hello mafia facebookers. Have you heard the latest? Of course not, that's why you have me. This is the story of the e-whores. They all seem to take the same path in life. They start with Shawn, and end with a Hutch.

Once upon a time Baily and Shawn had an e-fling, love at first IM? So we thought. Then like a sale on 5th avenue, chaos hit and the Blacklist leader Beard turned across the ocean for comfort and ended up finding a new mafia love, a new kid on the block, Alex Hutch.

Shawn, being the macho mafia man he is, quickly moved on the the young and unaware Jess W. It was a turbulent ride, that ended as quickly as a Kallison mood swing. But Jess shook it off, changed her hair color, and turned to a Hutch. Little Hutch that is. Rumor has it, dirty pictures were even involved.

So here we have the tale of two e-loves that started with Shawn and ended with a hutch. But what about Shawn's current e-girl? Will Katie follow the current trend and fall for a Hutch? Baily and Hutch the elder are no longer, rumor has it he was just tired of waiting.....sometimes, timing is everything.

Until next time.

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xoxo,

Mafia Gossip Girl

Shocking News: Mafia is down

Oh wait, that is everything but shocking.

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XOXO Mafia Gossip Girl

Are they or aren't they?

Hello mafia facebookers - have you heard? Allison and Katie are the same person. Oh, of course you did. We all did, months ago, and weeks ago. So it brings up the question, are they... or aren't they?

They AREN'T: Apparently disillusioned moderator and defender of the old school, Brad Evoy, says they aren't. Former great, Shawn Goldman attests to this as well. But are they in on the secret? They play a lot together, but that could go under both categories. Combine their total games played and you do have over 5000 games, thats a lot for one mafia lady to handle. Maybe Kallison is a mafia superwoman. Mafia dominatrix Raney seems to think Katie is nicer than Allison, wouldn't one person have the same personality? Unless its comparable to popstar princess britney - mental illness?

They ARE: Again, they play the same games, and rarely alone. They show affection for wearing sunglasses and bitching at the same people - and mafia facebookers lets be honest, that's getting a little old. Even people who have skyped with "them" at the same time doubt individual personalities.

Is this all just an elaborate hoax, or drama stirred up when people get bored. This, I'm afraid is a mystery that may never be solved. However it does bring up some interesting questions...was Makoto's winter distraction Katie, Allison, or Kallison? Who is it that Shawn Goldman may or may not "heart"? Why does Mexican med student Mckee like Allison but not Katie?

What is the truth? Only time will tell...

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xoxo,

Mafia Gossip Girl.

Do you know Dumb Butt from Tulsa?

I'm just going to come out and say....if I was going to make a fake account 1. I would not call myself a dumb anything, and 2. I would not use a picture with a horribly unattractive penis.

Dumb Butt is causing quite a stir in a mere 18 games, as I'm sure he (I assume no self respecting woman would use such an unattractive picture) intended to do. The lovely Ifer has even started a thread about Mr. Butt in the mafia Facebook group. This has all the ingredients for a great troll, but Mr. Butt doesn't seem to be working their troll account to its' fullest extent. Dumb just sits and games and observes the drama that ensues over his profile picture.

As many stupid people that play mafia, one would think at least one good troll would come out of the mix (and no, Lu doesn't count). Well, maybe next time.

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XOXO Mafia Gossip Girl

Do you have a mafia nickname?

Greetings addicts. What's your mafia nickname? Don't have one? Then you must be a somebody. Check out this group. Who do these people think they are? No one I spoke with recognized more than 5 names.

In other news, Makoto is defending an old flame. Are Jeanetta and Makoto back on? What about Jess? What about Katie J? Makoto better watch his step, those are 3 women who you don't want on your bad side.

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XOXO Mafia Gossip Girl

....and the wedding is off

What makes mafia players so special? Their seemly lack of ability to learn from the past.

Lets take a little walk down mafia memory lane, shall we. Our lovely moderator JMF not too long ago held a 300 player private mafia game. It caused errors. Crashed servers. Pissed alot of people off. That game was eventually shut down by Siqi, and slowly mafia was back to it's usual self.

Fast forward to this week when the masterminds behind the amazingly brilliant, self proclaimed First Mafia Wedding, decided to host a little pre-wedding mafia game. 90 players later, mafia is back to it's error ridden self. Now, I don't like to give Alex credit for anything, because let's be honest, his ego does not to be inflated anymore, but he has it right in this post.

So thank you Big Hutch, for saying what we were all thinking.

Maybe Speed and Debs should rethink this marriage thing, it's not off to a good start.

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xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Trolling in the new year

Mafia has been busy in the new year.

2008 has brought the first official Mafia Troll (and yes, that is the troll's handle). While this troll's profile picture is nothing short of terrifying, they are actually quite amusing to play games with. So welcome Mafia Troll, it's about damn time.

Lu's new years resolution (assuming he even had one) certainly was not to forgive and forget last years sins. Lu started out the new year with probably the most scandalous attack in mafia history. He posted nude photos of Lorenita, and after being banned, created a fake Lorenita account to keep displaying the photos. As we all now, Lu has an endless number of Facebook accounts, so even though he claims to have retired or is retiring, look out for more Lu drama in the new year.

Have you heard? Speed, the groom to the first (or second, or hundredth) mafia wedding, has been in a serious car accident. Gossip Girl wishes him a speedy recovery.

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xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl