Dr. 90210

The fake is never as good as the original. Generally cheap looking, poor quality and doesn't have a long shelf life. Fakes are a dime a dozen, and lack those special things that make the originals worthy of a fake. Fakes are not hard to spot, even when surrounded by the authentic.

Mafia has had an onslaught of fake accounts lately. Not trolls like Mafia Troll or Dumb Butt, but fake accounts of real people. The victims have not been isolated to one group. There has been a fake Alex, and fake Allison, as well as a fake Pia and fake Alita (which has been deleted).

Brad of course was all over this story. Banning right and left, reporting to Facebook, generally reminding people that he is there to assure mafia law is followed as he sees fit. And, as always, gossip girl thanks Brad for his dedication to such a worthy cause.

The real question we all want to know that answer to is, who is making these fake accounts? Clearly, it's not the same person (fake accounts spread over to many mafia cliques). Likely we will never know. But what's life without a little mystery.

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xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl