Welcome to banned camp.

Life is fragile and absurd....as is everyone's status in mafia. Between the Facebook message blocks and the overzealous moderators, anyone who is anyone has been banned in some fashion. Every game there's someone complaining about being messaged blocked (I mean really, cry me a river, quit messaging). Now it seems the moderators have begun banning people for all kind of outrageous behavior.

Our favorite naked mafia male, Dave, claims he was banned for fake role claiming cop. So, he lied. Did I miss something, or isn't that what mafia is about?

Ifer was banned for grudge voting and accusing the ever lovely Donna Karen of cheating. Please mafia addicts, find me someone who has never grudge voted. As much as I hate to defend Avril wannabe Ifer, she was certainly not treated fairly.

As for message banning, I have no sympathy for those people. How does someone like Sarah Mac, who has played more games than anyone using the application, avoid a message ban, but a bunch of players down in newbland constantly have a problem? It seems like yet another difference between newb and advanced games. Newbs, take some friendly advice, stop messaging. It makes the game more fun.

SPOTTED!

M&A in some kind of sexual wall battle, does anyone believe they aren't an item? And who is it that is on A's radar? Seems the answer is obviously, M. J,J&A in a war, short friendship over? Is the trip off, at least for J? M&N battle continues, seems like M is leading at the moment. L&L meeting for sex....again. K followed suit, and is now also a brunette. MW defending SG. What happened to WS? Is M4 back?

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Royal overthrow.

Greetings addicts. As you may have noticed, (and really, how could you not with all the spamming) there's a new tell-all blogger in town. She likes to call herself Mafia Gossip Queen. She has a blog in which she promises to be more candid than I have been, as well as a Facebook group, that has yet to prove to be anything worth while.

Original! I know.

Too bad this Queen didn't keep her identity hidden. Watch what you say to Samantha G. If you don't, what you say might end up getting the royal treatment.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Lets Give them Something to Talk About. How about Love? (or Lust?)

If anybody asks you who I am, just stand up tall, look them in the face and say.....That's right it's everyone's favorite Mafia Gossip Girl. How are you today Mafia Facebookers? Not that I care. I have quite the agenda today I'm at such a loss of where to begin.

First off, If i have to disable comments for crude and inappropriate comments I will - for now they are being deleted. Whether or not someone spreads their legs like butter is up for me to discuss, not you. If you feel the need to share such juicy gossip with me - email it, I've seen no problems there. I will be deleting unnecessary vulgarity, thats not the goal here. What is the goal here? Well if you don't know by now,darlings - you're a lost cause. And for Cop's sake, some of you are lost causes already. Discuss me, you do that well. I just soak up the best of the best news and make you privy to it.

While we're on the topic of emails, keep them coming in. I am you, I am where you are, I play where you play, I play when you play. But I'm not superhuman - well, maybe just a little. But I can't be around all the time. Be my eyes and ears, citizens of Mafianzia (like that?). See here's the thing, Remember, I'm not a moderator... or am I? Only gossip worthy complaints and drama will show up here. When in doubt, send on. Without you, I'd be nothing. Oh that's so untrue, but some of you just need a little ego booster.

Let's move forward shall we? Lots of activity in the Mafia world lately, have you noticed? Makoto and Allison are looking VERY cozy lately, flirtation is the name of the game - could they get hot and heavy? We're all waiting. Doesn't Allison have a boyfriend? Isn't Jeanetta following Makoto around like a lost and beaten puppy dog looking for some food? What is going on there. Looks like J may be out of luck and is A about to make a huge mistake? Speaking of older women and younger men, Allison's Twin, or other account, or friend - however you wish to address her, Katie and returned old school player Kyle Smith have been joking about handcuffs and nightsticks in games. Simply playing with roles? They don't talk about stethoscopes or thermometers. Interesting. How will Shawn feel about Katie's latest flirtation with yet another 19 year old, or has he had flirtations with his own barely legal..... Miss Jessica White. Oh Addicts, please fill me in more please. I can hardly wait to see how this soap opera plays out. And isn't Shawn visit Katie this weekend? Aren't Makoto and Jeanetta visiting Jess and Allison this weekend? Oh I hope for pictures and gossip galore. Loose lips may sink ships for these hotly discussed players. Is the real relationship between Allison and Katie? Have you seen the videos? They send presents. Go ahead, think on that one. Thank's for the tip on that one. I'll make this short and sweet, I want details and I'd love to be a fly on the wall for these get togethers. Or a bottle of liquor that will surely touch some mouths that might touch other body parts later.

Nikky Raney has decided to post a life history on her facebook, detailing her outstanding accomplishments in life during her high school years. MTV's made came to her school not once but TWICE. It's true. Well, according to her. Modeling school, true. According to her. Now why would such a pretty girl not party? Too much partying early on I presume. This quick witted hot tempered high schooler does not seem the type to stay home and read books. I just can't keep up with this. 10 bucks on Raney. Michael Williams is too stupid to win this one.

Now for my favorite part....

SPOTTED!

MT admitting his true identity. What a loser. J in a war with status updates? S... nowhere to be found, nothing new. N&K&A's (I still can't get over this) message board dying. It'd be a good idea if it caught on.(I really didn't mean to say something nice). J trying to implement host killing, face it, it's not going to happen. A as a brunette. No. No. No. Did she copy new found friend JW? K will probably dye her hair next. So original ladies. M flirting with minor S. Will this make A and J jealous?

You know you love me,

XOXO,

Mafia Gossip Girl.

Another day, another naked mafia player.

Happy Sunday addicts. Have you heard? There's yet another mafia player that has been sharing their not so PG pictures with the ladies.

Gossip Girl's dear friend Dave B. is the latest porn star wanna be. He has been sending pictures in his lovely semi-see through white boxer briefs and unmanicured nails to whomever asks for them. Some people have even had the privilege of the X rated pictures as well.

Don't these people learn? No one can forget what happened to Lorenita and Nikky. Come on mafia players, keep your digital camera's in their case.

In other news, it seems a Michael Williams vs. Nikky war has erupted. With two of the most loathed people on mafia going at it, who will win? More on that later.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

The return of a legend.

Greeting addicts. It looks like a legend has returned. Is Neil back?

Neil hasn't been spotted since his disappearance to go on his gambling world tour. So is Siqi's Cat actually Neil? The Cat seems to be up on some old school lingo, specifically the Adam LaRose swearing lingo. Early in his career, Siqi's Cat also assured his mafia partners that he wasn't a new player, but was actually a "top player."

I'll give it to Siqi's Cat. He has the Neil ego down. But, unless Neil is a changed man, Siqi's Cat isn't an asshole. A trademark of Neil's reign.

Regardless if Siqi's Cat isn't Neil, it's someone we all know. So if it is you Neil, welcome back. Even though you are an asshole, you were way more interesting then the boring people that play now.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Dizzy up the girl.

Trolls are way more fun when you don't know who they are.

Lets take a walk down memory lane and revisit some of our favorite, and for the most part, forever anonymous trolls. Sally Blue Hair was one of the first fakes to hit the mafia scene. Many people thought it was a real person, only to find out months later it was a fake of a very prominent mafia player. There are of course the many faces of Dhruv, and new kids on the block Siqi's Cat and Cupids Chokehold.

As amazing as all of those trolls are, Mafia Troll has set the standard. Why you ask? Mafia Troll isn't Badih Fa abusive, or a chearter a la Dhruv. But even Badih and Dhruv haven't managed to ruin games to the point that MT has. The ever so lovely MT is spreading knowledge, and even a nifty link, so that people can make games that have one minute days, or even one week days.

In general, that's not a bad thing, it gives the masses more optinos. The real problem is people joining these games have no idea whether there in a three minute turbo game, or one week manipulated game.

Of course, Brad has threatened action. But lets be honest, there's nothing he can do. And really, does anyone believe Siqi will bother trying to fix the problem? He's to busy on the ever so worthless Friends For Sale application. MT has mad a fatal error though. Many know the true identity of the trouble maker. Maybe Brad will punish the face behind MT. Gossip Girl awaits the and long, boring post in the group about it.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.

And this is one of those times.

Greetings addicts. It seems like an unlikely duo have been hanging out. Jess and Allison? Gossip Girl would love to know what those conversations are about. I'm willing to wager, most of the talk was about some mafia men. Namely Shawn, Makoto and the Hutch's.

Will this spur a long time friendship? Was this a one night stand? Only time will tell.

Ladies, let me know the next time you plan to get together. I'll make it a point to be there.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Heil Hitler!

Happy President’s Day addicts. Appropriate enough for President’s Day, it seems that some don’t appreciate the freedom those in Europe and The States enjoy.

Mafia has their very own dictators! And no, I’m not talking about Shawn. Hitler and even Castro have been spotted playing mafia together lately. An unlikely friendship? They have joined forces in an attempt to take on Sam the mod, and discrimination towards profile pictures in general. But, Rene, aka Hitler, has been zetad in almost every game s/he has played. Unfair? Is a picture of Hitler really that offensive? Where is a Jew when I need them?

So what does this all mean for mafia? This really brings the question of grudge voting to the forefront. People will preach against it, but as soon as Hitler or Fidel lands in their game, it’s perfectly find to zeta them Day 1. Hypocritical? Of course. Shocking? Of course not.

Remember Mohammad the teddy bear? Well, the same advice applies here. If you don’t like someone’s profile picture. Block them and stop bitching.

You know you love me.

Xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

All you need is love...or a good cat fight.

Greetings Valentines. It's the morning after the sweetest day of the year. But, not all mafia players are feeling the love. Sugar hangover?

Pia hasn't really been having a good month. And it seems the happy holiday didn't change that. First, their was a fake Pia account. Then, her real account gets deleted. But is that any excuse for her piss poor attitude as of late?

Well, lets be honest, it's not just lately that she's had this attitude. Just for kicks, lets take a peek into the way Pai plays mafia. While she's no old schooler, she knows proper etiquette. So what does she do? She votes the host Day 1. Talk about a faux pas! Did she really expect not to get attacked? And then when she does, she goes on the defensive. And really, calling a 16 year old fat, and bashing Americans isn't going to get her far. My personal favorite is she tries to use her "popularity" to shut Laura up. Popular? Obviously we have different definitions. Where can I buy a Team Laura shirt?

Oh, and Pia, if you think people don't know about your little romp in Leeds, you are mistaken.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

When mafia relationships get real.

Good morning addicts. Did you hear, Dayton, Ohio is the place to be?

It's the place to be if you want to see mafia drama turn into real life drama. Some of our favorite trouble makers are having their very own meet up. The on again, off again, mafia couple, Jeanetta and Makoto, are heading east to visit Allison and Jess. Love square? Allison and Makoto have been a little cosy in games lately. And since when does Allison even like Jess and Jeanetta? Is she putting up with them just for Makoto? And what does Katie think about all of this? Makoto is visiting Allison, but not her? The drunken cat fights should be quite amazing. Gossip Girl can't wait to see the pictures.

Even if Katie is upset by this Dayton extravaganza, she'll have someone to comfort her. That same weekend, Shawn is heading to Virginia to meet Katie. Will they work in real life? Or will they fail like every other mafia couple? We'll just have to wait and see.

Gossip Girl hates to disappoint, but it seems even I have a fake. I play mafia as no one but myself. Ms. Goss IpGirl, as clever as s/he is, isn't me. But don't worry fake, MGG is nothing but flattered

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

What if you can't make it?

Forget the fake Nikky. Gossip Girl has an inside contact. Lets talk about the real Nikky.

We all know Nikky is a mafia attention whore. But who knew that extended to real life? According to C, Nikky once claimed to be chased by the paps in Paris because she looks like Jessica Alba (Nikky clearly has never actually seen a picture of Jessica). She also claims to be a (former) model, whose favorite thing to do is walk the runway. Oh, and we've all heard Nikky say journalism is her life. Obviously she quit modeling because she no longer wants to be known for her amazing looks, but for her equally amazing brains.

It seems like she's making headway, being the managing editor of her school newspaper in her podunk New Hampshire town. According to those at Nikky's school, no one actually reads the paper, but really, you can't expect people to read in a town of less than 30,000. Will Nikky ride The Tide to Newsweek? Doubtful. But, hey, I guess a girl can dream.

So what does this all mean for mafia? Seems like Nikky's reign is over, people have found out they don't like the real Nikky. So move over bitch, there's a new queen in town.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

An unlikely trio.

Have you seen the latest rage? It's from a very unlikely trio.

Apparently, mafia players do not have enough outlets to chat (has anyone counted the number of mafia groups lately?). To remedy this problem, our three favorite mafia bitches, Katie, Nikky and Allison, have come together in an unlikely alliance to bring us a Facebook Mafia Yuku board.

Has anyone ever experienced a game with Nikky and Allison? Talk about a cat fight. And you thought the days of Allison and Baily were bad. Nikky and Allison agree on nothing, except apparently, this Yuku board. The back story? No one seems to know. Maybe Katie is being the voice of reason? But if Katie is Allison, the Yuku board crashing and burning in a few weeks.

So enjoy it while you can. And a word to the wise, keep up with the board. Nothing is more entertaining than a good cat fight.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Love me, Love me Not.

Do you love me? or love me not? Oh I am so swept up in Valentine's day fever Mafia Facebookers, I can hardly stand it. Who is your valentine, I'm dying to know. I know who mine is, but that's my secret and mine alone. Let me put the flowers away and pick up the petals and get back to the task at hand.

As disappointing as it is, I suppose one of the most hotly discussed people right now is Mr. Dhruv(Kesh) Rathod, disgusting as it (or do I mean he?) maybe. Why people put up with his hideous habit of multi accounting and cheating is beyond me. Why not vote him out day 1 of every game? Though, that would do nothing but boost his stats and the stats of his schizophrenic multiple personality alter egos. I implore you, citizens who reside in Apu's 7-11, put your foot down and be done with this. As I sit here, games fill and start, come and go, and his stats get better and better, and the cheating does not cease. Is it horrible of me to think that someone who has experienced such misfortune in the looks department should at least have something good to offer? A benevolent, charming, or witty personality perhaps? I think I might pity Rathod. Oh wait, no. Dhruv, Love him or Love him not?

Ms. Allison Warner, or is it Alita, or Al, or Alisonita. I give up, why the name change? Is it because you idolize Lorenita? Do you have naked pictures that a jaded mafia mate can post of you as well? You don't seem like an Alita to me. Why the name change, we're dying to know. Warner, Love her or Love her not?

The Estrada Clan. How many are there? Are they related? The Estrada Mafia for lack of a better witty nickname is an eternal mystery to myself and several of my loving readers. What kind of name is Pame, and will someone please tell me how to pronounce it. Enlightenment is necessary. Estradas, love them or love them not?

Message Limits. Oh dear god, what to do now. Many a complaint about this one. Although I doubt a grass roots effort to petition Facebook will do any good. The upside, maybe people won't message from the dead. Although I think this might as well cut down on gossip worthy insulting messages, thats unfortunate. I might shed a tear. I praise the powers that be that we still have the wall for insults and earth shattering gossip revelations. Message limits, I need not ask. Love them not.

Well I'm feeling the need for a little afternoon cocktail, I do suggest that before you throw out insults you provide me with some juicy topics, my darling dears. Oh, by the way - never ever be surprised to see your name here, I am everywhere, I am watching you, I am one of you. Love me, or Love me not. And that, is not a question.

Admit it, you're falling in love with me as we speak.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Fake it till you make it.

Greetings addicts. Someone is giving Lu a run for his money. If you thought the naked Lorenita pictures were scandalous, wait until you get a hold of the latest nudity to hit the game. Not only is the latest victim underage, her holier than thou attitude rubs many people the wrong way. Fortunately for us, she's going to have to drop the attitude.

Conversations with the fake Nikky revealed that likely, Nikky acts the way she does due to her general lack of self esteem and confidence in her every day life. According to fake Nikky most people at her school don't even like her.

Here's a hint Nikky, stop spending so much time playing an online game, and start using your time to mend or even start new real life relationships.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Who am I? That's a secret I'll never tell.

Enjoying the Super Bowl Mafia Facebookers?

Much to my surprise, this tell-all business comes quite naturally to me. The only thing that I cannot share is my identity. Many of you are already clamoring for it, but alas, I operate under a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy (unlike some of you), so don't even bother. You might want to tell me all sorts of other juicy stuff, which is entirely welcome.

I've already received loads of emails with bits of incredibly juicy gossip, as well as suggestions for future blogs, so keep them coming. Names will never be disclosed. Be my eyes and ears, mafiaphiles. I can't be everywhere... or can I?

SPOTTED... Baily wearing a wedding dress in her profile picture. A costume for the first moderator or whirlwind romance? I want to see the ring. Nikky begging for peace, hope, and love - she should to to confession before trying to don a halo. Daniel Roscoe playing games and telling people to kiss his ass, a leopard doesn't change his spots. Katie pissed off about something or another, what is it this time?

So sit back while I unravel the past, discuss the present, and reveal everyone's secrets, because I know everything and what I don't know I'll invent elaborately. Admit it. You're already falling for me.

You know I love you,

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl
mafia.gossip.girl@gmail.com

Spotted: The aristocracy taking a hit.

Greetings addicts. You remember the ever prominent mafia aristocracy, full of old schoolers and egos. This morning they should have woken up with a black eye and a hangover. While the old schoolers were taking a hit of their favorite drug, playing super swanky and exclusive mute mafia games, some new schoolers were fighting back.

Sounds like poor little Jimmy has run into the Alex's and Shawn's of the mafia world. I hate to break it to you, new schoolers, but, no matter how hard you try, you are still the new kids on the block. People are going to criticize you. People are going to vote you off day 1. People are going to ignore your suggestions in games. People are going to treat you like you don't exist.

But how long will this last? The aristocracy is fading. Their glory days are long gone. Why don't the new schoolers take advantage of this? If they continue to let the old schoolers run the show, they will.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl