Sunday, February 3, 2008

Who am I? That's a secret I'll never tell.

Enjoying the Super Bowl Mafia Facebookers?

Much to my surprise, this tell-all business comes quite naturally to me. The only thing that I cannot share is my identity. Many of you are already clamoring for it, but alas, I operate under a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy (unlike some of you), so don't even bother. You might want to tell me all sorts of other juicy stuff, which is entirely welcome.

I've already received loads of emails with bits of incredibly juicy gossip, as well as suggestions for future blogs, so keep them coming. Names will never be disclosed. Be my eyes and ears, mafiaphiles. I can't be everywhere... or can I?

SPOTTED... Baily wearing a wedding dress in her profile picture. A costume for the first moderator or whirlwind romance? I want to see the ring. Nikky begging for peace, hope, and love - she should to to confession before trying to don a halo. Daniel Roscoe playing games and telling people to kiss his ass, a leopard doesn't change his spots. Katie pissed off about something or another, what is it this time?

So sit back while I unravel the past, discuss the present, and reveal everyone's secrets, because I know everything and what I don't know I'll invent elaborately. Admit it. You're already falling for me.

You know I love you,

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl
mafia.gossip.girl@gmail.com

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