Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Fakes and drama and freak outs, oh my!

Greetings addicts. I'm sure everyone has heard about the latest onslaught of drama, but if you haven't, don't worry. MGG is here to catch you up.

Dani, the cleavage bearing, naked picture toting, former Coggles and more currently Kris internet fling , has been using fake pictures. As if the YouTube videos that just used her voice weren't strange enough, the ever brilliant Dani failed to use fake pictures on her okcupid account, that has of course, mysteriously disappeared. It seems the real Dani isn't a slut. Or is she?

You must be wondering why this came to light now. Well, of course, it has to do with our favorite hair chameleon Jess. Who knew Kris was even worth the effort? One ruined friendship later, maybe Kris and Jess will actually work out. Oh, that's a funny thought.

SPOTTED!

Facebook Chat. Will this finally cure the ill of message blocks? One can only hope. J&A war over? But who got the prize? B freaks out on YouTube. Does she not realize no one cares? S back in a big way. Is an old school resurgence on the horizon?

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Monday, April 14, 2008

Battle Royale

Greeting addicts. It seems like a battle has broken out among some of mafia's favourite bitches. Some are old, yet renewed battles. Others are brand spanking new.

Anyone else find it amusing that Baily thinks anyone cares that she is quitting....again? The self proclaimed Mafia Goddess has "quit" at least 3 or 4 times by now, and every time she comes crawling back for a few games, she feels the need to make yet another big deal that she is leaving. Maybe this time she won't come back, as she has made a lovely video for us all to enjoy.

Round 1: Baily vs. The World. In true Baily form, she just can't quietly exit stage left. While she claims to be tired of the drama, and is going to take the high road, she certainly leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth with that video. The subtle but low blow at Jess, Katie and Allison, and blocking people will do nothing but cause yet more drama. Not that MGG is surprised. Of course the forever wanna be actress thrives on drama.

Round 2: Allison vs. Jeanetta. This round is one of MGG's favourites. At the current moment, Allison has the upper hand. Was her latest video rant a knockout? Jeanetta has yet to get back up and continue to fight. Has Jeanetta admitted defeat? We're all waiting to find out.

Round 3: Katie vs. Kris. What would mafia drama be without YouTube videos? Katie posted this gem. It seems that MGG isn't the only one confused by the fact Kris is now a moderator. Sadly, as long as Kris has moderating powers, he will be winning this round.

Round 4: Dani vs. The Name Callers. Although Dani has tried to explain herself, no one really understands why she would use a naked picture of herself that she took the time to edit as her profile picture. It doesn't take much brain power to recognize that if you do that, you are going to be called a whore, or slut, or other names. She's trying to act like the victim, but really, the only victims were the people who had to look at that picture.

Round 5: Nikky vs. Kristen. This is a battle, that just won't die. The always neutral Will Scruggs has even weighed in on the situation. It seems clear that Kristen won this battle weeks ago, yet Nikky continues to fight on.

Spring fever? No, just a normal day on Facebook Mafia.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Saturday, April 12, 2008

What does a moderator do?

Happy Saturday addicts. Doesn't this seem like de ja vu? We're back to the long standing question of, what does a moderator in fact do?

There are at least 2 new moderators in town. Kris and Wes. I know, I just laughed along with you. Kris has claimed that he is going to put the asshole that he is aside to get mafia back to the way it used to be. Kris, do you realize that you weren't even around during the glory days of mafia? So essentially, he failed on his mission before he started. But it's not like Kris has any ability to follow through on a project. Anyone remember the drama filled, illegitimate Mafia Hall of Fame? It gets a little tough, and Kris just dropped the entire project. Anyone have any guesses how long Kris will actually stay around? I give him a few months, at the most.

In other notable news, has Jess changed her hair color again? She must have, because she's moved on to yet another mafia man. Who is it? Of course it's our favorite moderator Kris. Jess is now contemplating going to the Detroit meet up. Will she hook up with yet another mafia player? MGG would recommend against it. It didn't go so well last time, did it Jess.

SPOTTED!

A and M....everyone is trying to figure out their status. Don't keep us in the dark, we all want to know. L thinks she's clever by using HTML. Too bad everyone is sick of it. MW and M seem to have renewed their public brawls. Boys, at least make it interesting this time. A blasting J on YouTube. D sharing naked pictures, and using edited versions for her profile picture. Yet she still complains about getting creepy messages from old men. MGG doesn't feel bad for her.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

The good, the bad, and the ugly.

The Ohio trip has come and gone. And let me tell you, the aftermath, is quite interesting.

The Good. It seems like in general, everyone had a good time. There are pictures as well as YouTube videos of Jess and Jeanetta, as well as Allison and Makoto. Everyone looks happy.

The Bad. It looks like, the 4 spent no time together. And when did Shawn get involved? MGG thought Shawn and Jess were not on good terms.

The Ugly. Have you seen the YouTube videos? Jess apparently now dislikes Allison. Sadly, the only reason she gave was she didn't liked to be walked on. MGG would love to know more about that. Allison and Makoto look rather cozy in the onslaught of videos of the two. One has to wonder if this is why Jeanetta and Makoto are at each others throats.

MGG can't wait to see how this all plays out.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl