Fakes and drama and freak outs, oh my!

Greetings addicts. I'm sure everyone has heard about the latest onslaught of drama, but if you haven't, don't worry. MGG is here to catch you up.

Dani, the cleavage bearing, naked picture toting, former Coggles and more currently Kris internet fling , has been using fake pictures. As if the YouTube videos that just used her voice weren't strange enough, the ever brilliant Dani failed to use fake pictures on her okcupid account, that has of course, mysteriously disappeared. It seems the real Dani isn't a slut. Or is she?

You must be wondering why this came to light now. Well, of course, it has to do with our favorite hair chameleon Jess. Who knew Kris was even worth the effort? One ruined friendship later, maybe Kris and Jess will actually work out. Oh, that's a funny thought.

SPOTTED!

Facebook Chat. Will this finally cure the ill of message blocks? One can only hope. J&A war over? But who got the prize? B freaks out on YouTube. Does she not realize no one cares? S back in a big way. Is an old school resurgence on the horizon?

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xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl