Saturday, January 19, 2008

Are they or aren't they?

Hello mafia facebookers - have you heard? Allison and Katie are the same person. Oh, of course you did. We all did, months ago, and weeks ago. So it brings up the question, are they... or aren't they?

They AREN'T: Apparently disillusioned moderator and defender of the old school, Brad Evoy, says they aren't. Former great, Shawn Goldman attests to this as well. But are they in on the secret? They play a lot together, but that could go under both categories. Combine their total games played and you do have over 5000 games, thats a lot for one mafia lady to handle. Maybe Kallison is a mafia superwoman. Mafia dominatrix Raney seems to think Katie is nicer than Allison, wouldn't one person have the same personality? Unless its comparable to popstar princess britney - mental illness?

They ARE: Again, they play the same games, and rarely alone. They show affection for wearing sunglasses and bitching at the same people - and mafia facebookers lets be honest, that's getting a little old. Even people who have skyped with "them" at the same time doubt individual personalities.

Is this all just an elaborate hoax, or drama stirred up when people get bored. This, I'm afraid is a mystery that may never be solved. However it does bring up some interesting questions...was Makoto's winter distraction Katie, Allison, or Kallison? Who is it that Shawn Goldman may or may not "heart"? Why does Mexican med student Mckee like Allison but not Katie?

What is the truth? Only time will tell...

You know you love me.

xoxo,

Mafia Gossip Girl.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

KATIE AND I ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON, FFS.

Fin.