Love me, Love me Not.

Do you love me? or love me not? Oh I am so swept up in Valentine's day fever Mafia Facebookers, I can hardly stand it. Who is your valentine, I'm dying to know. I know who mine is, but that's my secret and mine alone. Let me put the flowers away and pick up the petals and get back to the task at hand.

As disappointing as it is, I suppose one of the most hotly discussed people right now is Mr. Dhruv(Kesh) Rathod, disgusting as it (or do I mean he?) maybe. Why people put up with his hideous habit of multi accounting and cheating is beyond me. Why not vote him out day 1 of every game? Though, that would do nothing but boost his stats and the stats of his schizophrenic multiple personality alter egos. I implore you, citizens who reside in Apu's 7-11, put your foot down and be done with this. As I sit here, games fill and start, come and go, and his stats get better and better, and the cheating does not cease. Is it horrible of me to think that someone who has experienced such misfortune in the looks department should at least have something good to offer? A benevolent, charming, or witty personality perhaps? I think I might pity Rathod. Oh wait, no. Dhruv, Love him or Love him not?

Ms. Allison Warner, or is it Alita, or Al, or Alisonita. I give up, why the name change? Is it because you idolize Lorenita? Do you have naked pictures that a jaded mafia mate can post of you as well? You don't seem like an Alita to me. Why the name change, we're dying to know. Warner, Love her or Love her not?

The Estrada Clan. How many are there? Are they related? The Estrada Mafia for lack of a better witty nickname is an eternal mystery to myself and several of my loving readers. What kind of name is Pame, and will someone please tell me how to pronounce it. Enlightenment is necessary. Estradas, love them or love them not?

Message Limits. Oh dear god, what to do now. Many a complaint about this one. Although I doubt a grass roots effort to petition Facebook will do any good. The upside, maybe people won't message from the dead. Although I think this might as well cut down on gossip worthy insulting messages, thats unfortunate. I might shed a tear. I praise the powers that be that we still have the wall for insults and earth shattering gossip revelations. Message limits, I need not ask. Love them not.

Well I'm feeling the need for a little afternoon cocktail, I do suggest that before you throw out insults you provide me with some juicy topics, my darling dears. Oh, by the way - never ever be surprised to see your name here, I am everywhere, I am watching you, I am one of you. Love me, or Love me not. And that, is not a question.

Admit it, you're falling in love with me as we speak.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl