Tuesday, February 12, 2008

What if you can't make it?

Forget the fake Nikky. Gossip Girl has an inside contact. Lets talk about the real Nikky.

We all know Nikky is a mafia attention whore. But who knew that extended to real life? According to C, Nikky once claimed to be chased by the paps in Paris because she looks like Jessica Alba (Nikky clearly has never actually seen a picture of Jessica). She also claims to be a (former) model, whose favorite thing to do is walk the runway. Oh, and we've all heard Nikky say journalism is her life. Obviously she quit modeling because she no longer wants to be known for her amazing looks, but for her equally amazing brains.

It seems like she's making headway, being the managing editor of her school newspaper in her podunk New Hampshire town. According to those at Nikky's school, no one actually reads the paper, but really, you can't expect people to read in a town of less than 30,000. Will Nikky ride The Tide to Newsweek? Doubtful. But, hey, I guess a girl can dream.

So what does this all mean for mafia? Seems like Nikky's reign is over, people have found out they don't like the real Nikky. So move over bitch, there's a new queen in town.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks gossip girl! Love ya!

And I got followed by the paps in paris for looking like amanda bynes.

I get told by a lot of people that i look like alba, i don't see it either.


And my student-run newspaper is #2 in the nation. So looks like people do read it gossip girl.

Love ya ♥
thanks for more of the attention!


p.s.
it was Barbizon Modeling & Talent Agency. Majorly dumb. ♥

Anonymous said...

michael williams doesnt count as an inside source

MafiaGossipGirl said...

My inside source is actually someone who goes to her school.

Anonymous said...

Pia Swales
half a minute ago

I doubt anyone likes her in her real account to be fair.

And to call Nikky an attention whore is SOOOOOOOOO hypocritical it's UNTRUE

Message - Vote

Anonymous said...

no one likes gossip girl on mafia

Anonymous said...

So yea...

someone who spends the majority of their time writing about nikky raney...

and no one likes her? lmao

there are a lot of people at nikky's school who dont like her because of the past, if someone let up on being incredibly dumb, and stopped ridiculing her for five seconds...then maybe they could see her new life is better.

Nikky was a model, and is very smart.

So your "inside source" was probably someone like Steph Godwin, or im actually guessing it was fake nikky, whoever it was....they are(much like you) extremely uncool...

you want evidence....how much time have you spent trying to learn about nikkys life?

lmao....theres a burn for you


SOMEONE WHO SPENDS THEIR TIME RESEARCHING SOMEONE ELSE, THATS CALLED SKETCHY!!!!!

So yea, just wanted to say, you're a cunt, and you should cut yourself ...:D:D

your paps was some kid who thought she was amanda bynes...lol

way to go gossip girl, you have once again proved that you have no life....

REP THE WHORES GOSSIP GIRL!

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Anonymous said...

someone finally figured out who the real nikky is... delusional girl from podunkville. thanks gossip girl. can't wait for nikky to realize shes getting written about cause shes hated... not cause shes liked

Anonymous said...

i ♥ gossip girl

Anonymous said...

I agree with everything you say!! she talks about being a model and looking like jessica alba and amanda bynes lies lies lies! if she is so great get off of facebook and have a life

Anonymous said...

I am not the person who told gossip girl this stuff.

Anonymous said...

of course her boyfriend stood up for her... maybe we should hear from someone who doesnt get to fuk her. is there anyone?

Anonymous said...

her boyfriend looks 10 he is a nerd

Nikky Raney said...

i still love you gossip girl

Nikky Raney said...

you forgot to mention im a consigliere! 106 mob members