Did you make a list?

dra·ma (n.) The quality or condition of being dramatic.

That sums up the outcome of List Maker's Top 100 Mafia Players list. Sadly for those (self described) well respected mafia players that spent days of their lives producing this list, they were unable to cause any new drama. It's the same people arguing with the same people over the same things. It's really quite the yawn fest. MGG is disappointed.

In the spirit of list making, here are a few MGG lists. Enjoy!

Overall drama whore:

1. Mary

2. Kallison

3. Alex

Relationship drama:

1. Jess and Kris, Shawn, Phil, Rauri & Joel

2. Allison and Makoto & Dave

3. Shawn and Baily, Katie, Jess, Deb, Melissa & Jeanetta

In game drama:

1. Alex

2. Allison

3. JRG

Biggest pushover:

1. Shane

2. Krysten J.

3. Daniel B.

Group drama starters:

1. Kris

2. Mary

3. JRG

Most pathetic sidekick:

1. Katie

2. Mongar

3. Erin

Worst moderators:

1. Jess

2. Paul

3. Kris

Cyber whore:

1. Samantha T.

2. Jeff

3. JennBunny

Dirty mouth:

1. James

2. Pia

3. Jimmy

Most likely to have an STD:

1. Alex

2. Shawn

3. Jess

Group troll:

1. Brad

2. Erez

3. Clare

Most likely to get naked:

1. Jess

2. Mary

3. Lorenita

Biggest bitch:

1. Kallison

2. JRG

3. Alex

Biggest tease:

1. Nikky

2. RSJ

3. Shane

Best fake account:

1. Mya

2. Jack

3. Debs B.

Best baby drama:

1. Mary

2. Briege

3. Jeanetta

Most likely to be playing from jail:

1. Ranier

2. Jeanetta

3. Phil D.

Best mafia meets:

1. London

2. London

3. Detroit

Best game hacker:

1. JRW

2. Mourad

3. Dhruv

Biggest ego:

1. Neil

2. Alex

3. Wes

Most dramatic retirement:

1. Dave

2. Brad

3. Mary

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Spotted! Rogue moderator.

Greetings addicts.

Cyber terrorism has hit mafia! Maybe that's a little extreme. Jess randomly banning 50 players isn't exactly a world crisis. Even if some people acted as if it was the Apocalypse.

The story goes something like this. While Katie, Allison and Phil D were banned, they would randomly be unbanned before they had served their time. At first other mods thought it was a mistake. As it continued to happen, slowly the mods admitted someone was purposely unbanning the criminals.

Several former moderators still have their moderator tag. Including Jess and Damon. Damon was spotted in a game recently. Some thought maybe it was him. Seemed reasonable. He was the mod that came up with the having a bad day defense.

One thing you can always depend on is Jess not thinking through things fully. Shorty before the random bans started to occur, Jess played a 24 player game. Many, if not all, players in that game turned up banned. And suspiciously Jess had been in that game only minutes before the bans kicked in, but no one else had been there in hours.

Oh Jess. When are you going to learn? If you want to be a proper cyber bully and not be caught, you must cover your tracks. Maybe she can take lessons from Kallison.

Don't worry, addicts. Siqi did finally take away Jess' mod powers. Ranban09 is a thing of the past.

You know you love me,

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

All Hail the Virgin Mary

All this drama has me practically salivating. So lets skip the formalities and get straight to the dirt.

The Kallison Report has gone viral. JRG and Kris are going head to head. Jess quit mafia. There is an upcoming mafia wedding (and by default divorce). But none of this is very interesting compared to the return of bloody Mary.

There's the long drawn out dry post in The Mafia Drudge Report. Yes, she told the internet her life story. And yes, no one cared enough to respond. After the lack of enthusiasm regarding her yawn inducing autobiography, she matriculated to MORG to throw her lightening bolts of judgement upon everyone.

All of you can read those posts yourself. They contain nothing the mafia community hasn't already heard.

What you may not know is where the infamous fake baby rumor started. In the rumor starters defense he had every reason to believe Mary was being untruthful. Kris and Mary had broken up. She was heartbroken and appeared desperate. Pining to be loved and supported. We all remember the fake engagement(s) and ring. Kris was beginning to move on, or at least he was making it appear that way. Pining over one of Mary's favorites while Mary was helpless from a distance.

Then it just seemed too convenient that Mary would turn up pregnant. So he told several people he believed the pregnancy was fake. Time passed and the rumor was never addressed. And then again it seemed all to convenient that the baby was no longer around. Any man in that situation would likely question the validity of that pregnancy. It takes a coward to tell people from the internet that you believe it is fake and then not take responsibility for starting the rumors.

Sounds like a story of two star crossed lovers pulled straight from the latest hit melodrama. It's just another day of mafia.

You must be wondering why I sat on this information for so long. Believe it or not I don't post much of what shows up in my inbox or is sent to me via direct message on Twitter. Until recently the Mary babydrama was lost in mafia's past. Mary herself thrust the issue back into the forefront and as everyone's favorite Gossip Girl, it's my job to set the record straight.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Spotted!

JRG in a mafia game. But she's only there for the social aspect. Another KH group fail. S & J reunited? That got messy last time. A vs. W, a mafia classic is back. D & P dating? I didn't think D swung that way.