All Hail the Virgin Mary

All this drama has me practically salivating. So lets skip the formalities and get straight to the dirt.

The Kallison Report has gone viral. JRG and Kris are going head to head. Jess quit mafia. There is an upcoming mafia wedding (and by default divorce). But none of this is very interesting compared to the return of bloody Mary.

There's the long drawn out dry post in The Mafia Drudge Report. Yes, she told the internet her life story. And yes, no one cared enough to respond. After the lack of enthusiasm regarding her yawn inducing autobiography, she matriculated to MORG to throw her lightening bolts of judgement upon everyone.

All of you can read those posts yourself. They contain nothing the mafia community hasn't already heard.

What you may not know is where the infamous fake baby rumor started. In the rumor starters defense he had every reason to believe Mary was being untruthful. Kris and Mary had broken up. She was heartbroken and appeared desperate. Pining to be loved and supported. We all remember the fake engagement(s) and ring. Kris was beginning to move on, or at least he was making it appear that way. Pining over one of Mary's favorites while Mary was helpless from a distance.

Then it just seemed too convenient that Mary would turn up pregnant. So he told several people he believed the pregnancy was fake. Time passed and the rumor was never addressed. And then again it seemed all to convenient that the baby was no longer around. Any man in that situation would likely question the validity of that pregnancy. It takes a coward to tell people from the internet that you believe it is fake and then not take responsibility for starting the rumors.

Sounds like a story of two star crossed lovers pulled straight from the latest hit melodrama. It's just another day of mafia.

You must be wondering why I sat on this information for so long. Believe it or not I don't post much of what shows up in my inbox or is sent to me via direct message on Twitter. Until recently the Mary babydrama was lost in mafia's past. Mary herself thrust the issue back into the forefront and as everyone's favorite Gossip Girl, it's my job to set the record straight.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Spotted!

JRG in a mafia game. But she's only there for the social aspect. Another KH group fail. S & J reunited? That got messy last time. A vs. W, a mafia classic is back. D & P dating? I didn't think D swung that way.