Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Did you make a list?

dra·ma (n.) The quality or condition of being dramatic.

That sums up the outcome of List Maker's Top 100 Mafia Players list. Sadly for those (self described) well respected mafia players that spent days of their lives producing this list, they were unable to cause any new drama. It's the same people arguing with the same people over the same things. It's really quite the yawn fest. MGG is disappointed.

In the spirit of list making, here are a few MGG lists. Enjoy!

Overall drama whore:
1. Mary
2. Kallison
3. Alex

Relationship drama:
1. Jess and Kris, Shawn, Phil, Rauri & Joel
2. Allison and Makoto & Dave
3. Shawn and Baily, Katie, Jess, Deb, Melissa & Jeanetta

In game drama:
1. Alex
2. Allison
3. JRG

Biggest pushover:
1. Shane
2. Krysten J.
3. Daniel B.

Group drama starters:
1. Kris
2. Mary
3. JRG

Most pathetic sidekick:
1. Katie
2. Mongar
3. Erin

Worst moderators:
1. Jess
2. Paul
3. Kris

Cyber whore:
1. Samantha T.
2. Jeff
3. JennBunny

Dirty mouth:
1. James
2. Pia
3. Jimmy

Most likely to have an STD:
1. Alex
2. Shawn
3. Jess

Group troll:
1. Brad
2. Erez
3. Clare

Most likely to get naked:
1. Jess
2. Mary
3. Lorenita

Biggest bitch:
1. Kallison
2. JRG
3. Alex

Biggest tease:
1. Nikky
2. RSJ
3. Shane

Best fake account:
1. Mya
2. Jack
3. Debs B.

Best baby drama:
1. Mary
2. Briege
3. Jeanetta

Most likely to be playing from jail:
1. Ranier
2. Jeanetta
3. Phil D.

Best mafia meets:
1. London
2. London
3. Detroit

Best game hacker:
1. JRW
2. Mourad
3. Dhruv

Biggest ego:
1. Neil
2. Alex
3. Wes

Most dramatic retirement:
1. Dave
2. Brad
3. Mary

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

7 comments:

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

It's spelt Kristyn* and Ruari*

Anonymous said...

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?.. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. Go and continue talking about people that makes you so stupid, but it really works.

XOXO
Lorenita

Anonymous said...

You need a better paying day job obciously Miss Johnston. Your facts are always wrong, you never have a clue about the truth, and even the gossip you spread has not factual information in it!! This whole thing just screams fail. Nice try Katie, but unfortunately most people know it's you and know you pretty much suck at life.

Unknown said...

I stopped playing Mafia in August, and I am still being written about? Ha, I really AM a legend.