Holiday Cheer! The Mafia Way.

Apologies addicts, I haven't been around much lately. I'm behind on my holiday shopping! I promise to play a few games and catch up on the gossip.

The great thing about our favorite Jessica, is she always brings holiday cheer! This is an except from an email she wrote that was in my inbox.

"So Thank You for being so pathetic. Thank You for spending your Friday and Saturday nights playing an internet game. Thank You for spreading rumors that are 10 miles from the truth. Thank You for backing down when you dont have backup. Thank You for not having your own life so that you must meddle in ours. Thank You for not having the balls to post this from your real account. Thank You for having such low self esteem that you must pick on others. Thank You for being so miserable with your life that you intentionally try to screw up others. As much as a couple of people on this application dont like me, Thank You for always being the greater evil. Thank You for being so ugly inside and out that you feel like you can bully people on the internet."

There are many things I find interesting about this little rant. The main one being the hypocritical nature of it all. It takes a special person not to realize by simply hitting the send button they are guilty of the exact focus of the rant.

This email was intended for Katie. I know I haven't been around, but I thought this hatchet was buried ages ago. Guess not! Bring on the drama, ladies.

No wonder JRG and Mary don't get along. They are cut from the same cloth.

You know you love me,

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Did you make a list?

dra·ma (n.) The quality or condition of being dramatic.

That sums up the outcome of List Maker's Top 100 Mafia Players list. Sadly for those (self described) well respected mafia players that spent days of their lives producing this list, they were unable to cause any new drama. It's the same people arguing with the same people over the same things. It's really quite the yawn fest. MGG is disappointed.

In the spirit of list making, here are a few MGG lists. Enjoy!

Overall drama whore:

1. Mary

2. Kallison

3. Alex

Relationship drama:

1. Jess and Kris, Shawn, Phil, Rauri & Joel

2. Allison and Makoto & Dave

3. Shawn and Baily, Katie, Jess, Deb, Melissa & Jeanetta

In game drama:

1. Alex

2. Allison

3. JRG

Biggest pushover:

1. Shane

2. Krysten J.

3. Daniel B.

Group drama starters:

1. Kris

2. Mary

3. JRG

Most pathetic sidekick:

1. Katie

2. Mongar

3. Erin

Worst moderators:

1. Jess

2. Paul

3. Kris

Cyber whore:

1. Samantha T.

2. Jeff

3. JennBunny

Dirty mouth:

1. James

2. Pia

3. Jimmy

Most likely to have an STD:

1. Alex

2. Shawn

3. Jess

Group troll:

1. Brad

2. Erez

3. Clare

Most likely to get naked:

1. Jess

2. Mary

3. Lorenita

Biggest bitch:

1. Kallison

2. JRG

3. Alex

Biggest tease:

1. Nikky

2. RSJ

3. Shane

Best fake account:

1. Mya

2. Jack

3. Debs B.

Best baby drama:

1. Mary

2. Briege

3. Jeanetta

Most likely to be playing from jail:

1. Ranier

2. Jeanetta

3. Phil D.

Best mafia meets:

1. London

2. London

3. Detroit

Best game hacker:

1. JRW

2. Mourad

3. Dhruv

Biggest ego:

1. Neil

2. Alex

3. Wes

Most dramatic retirement:

1. Dave

2. Brad

3. Mary

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Spotted! Rogue moderator.

Greetings addicts.

Cyber terrorism has hit mafia! Maybe that's a little extreme. Jess randomly banning 50 players isn't exactly a world crisis. Even if some people acted as if it was the Apocalypse.

The story goes something like this. While Katie, Allison and Phil D were banned, they would randomly be unbanned before they had served their time. At first other mods thought it was a mistake. As it continued to happen, slowly the mods admitted someone was purposely unbanning the criminals.

Several former moderators still have their moderator tag. Including Jess and Damon. Damon was spotted in a game recently. Some thought maybe it was him. Seemed reasonable. He was the mod that came up with the having a bad day defense.

One thing you can always depend on is Jess not thinking through things fully. Shorty before the random bans started to occur, Jess played a 24 player game. Many, if not all, players in that game turned up banned. And suspiciously Jess had been in that game only minutes before the bans kicked in, but no one else had been there in hours.

Oh Jess. When are you going to learn? If you want to be a proper cyber bully and not be caught, you must cover your tracks. Maybe she can take lessons from Kallison.

Don't worry, addicts. Siqi did finally take away Jess' mod powers. Ranban09 is a thing of the past.

You know you love me,

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

All Hail the Virgin Mary

All this drama has me practically salivating. So lets skip the formalities and get straight to the dirt.

The Kallison Report has gone viral. JRG and Kris are going head to head. Jess quit mafia. There is an upcoming mafia wedding (and by default divorce). But none of this is very interesting compared to the return of bloody Mary.

There's the long drawn out dry post in The Mafia Drudge Report. Yes, she told the internet her life story. And yes, no one cared enough to respond. After the lack of enthusiasm regarding her yawn inducing autobiography, she matriculated to MORG to throw her lightening bolts of judgement upon everyone.

All of you can read those posts yourself. They contain nothing the mafia community hasn't already heard.

What you may not know is where the infamous fake baby rumor started. In the rumor starters defense he had every reason to believe Mary was being untruthful. Kris and Mary had broken up. She was heartbroken and appeared desperate. Pining to be loved and supported. We all remember the fake engagement(s) and ring. Kris was beginning to move on, or at least he was making it appear that way. Pining over one of Mary's favorites while Mary was helpless from a distance.

Then it just seemed too convenient that Mary would turn up pregnant. So he told several people he believed the pregnancy was fake. Time passed and the rumor was never addressed. And then again it seemed all to convenient that the baby was no longer around. Any man in that situation would likely question the validity of that pregnancy. It takes a coward to tell people from the internet that you believe it is fake and then not take responsibility for starting the rumors.

Sounds like a story of two star crossed lovers pulled straight from the latest hit melodrama. It's just another day of mafia.

You must be wondering why I sat on this information for so long. Believe it or not I don't post much of what shows up in my inbox or is sent to me via direct message on Twitter. Until recently the Mary babydrama was lost in mafia's past. Mary herself thrust the issue back into the forefront and as everyone's favorite Gossip Girl, it's my job to set the record straight.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Spotted!

JRG in a mafia game. But she's only there for the social aspect. Another KH group fail. S & J reunited? That got messy last time. A vs. W, a mafia classic is back. D & P dating? I didn't think D swung that way.

Don't let the sparkles hit you on the way out.

Greetings addicts. It's always a sad day when one of mafia's finest calls it quits. Well...not always.

Our favorite initialed Jessica has retired. At first I was a little sad. She was always entertaining and brought a degree of drama to games and mafia groups that few have been able to achieve. But then I realized the potential of a JRG free mafia world. Not only was she a pro drama started, she was a pro account faker. Emerson Parker and the Mya accounts were brilliant!

So don't worry fellow addicts. I'm sure JRG will be behind one or more of the many new fakes that will soon be inundating the application. And the best part....she doesn't have to pretend to be the nice girl who is always the victim when she's hiding behind someone else's face!

In case you missed JRG's open letter to the mafia world that she posted on her wall, here it is!

I’m writing this to say that I am retiring from mafia, yet again. However, this time, I’m leaving without an ounce of regret. Although I have played for over 2 years and have met some amazing people that I wont soon forget, I feel absolutely nothing for this game.

I know that I’ve been busy this semester and have not been around much, but the few games I happen to make it into, I end up either idling out or being killed in the first two days because I refuse to join the chaos of voting out those that are not liked, regardless of their roles.

The two biggest occurrences that have helped me make my decision have happened in the last few days. Earlier this week, I was in a game where a picture of a former player was posted and then speculated that she was pregnant. I was appalled because these people used to be her friends. Secondly, last night, in a game a clear was being voted and came out to say they were the clear but because they weren’t liked, the crowd would rather vote her than the mafia, it ended in the doctor being sniped. Both instances were guided by the same group that has continued to ruin this game for many.

I've met some great people that I hope to keep in contact with and I've learned many things that I won’t soon forget. I have deleted all but a select few players that I have grown the closest to or have met in real life. Just because you were deleted, please don’t think that our friendship hasn’t meant a great deal to me. I don’t want to find out in 6 months that people have been posting my pictures making speculations about me b/c they’re so bored with their own lives, they have to make stuff up about someone elses.

Mafia has brought out the worst in me, and i cannot handle it anymore.

I wish the best for all of you! I’m still on msn (jeskarose@aol.com) so I hope that you add me and we can keep in touch that way.

♥ JRG

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

I thought Mafia was already a game of survivor.

Greetings addicts. I know. I haven't updated in ages. Mafia has become so boring and I rarely get a chance to grace the application with my presence. I have been trying to keep in contact via Twitter in lieu of my little blog. But lets be honest, it's just not the same! 140 characters is so limiting.

Okay, to the point of this update. Our favorite blond Aussie and her fairly worthless sidekick have started a what they call a "mafia style survivor game."

Don't worry! If you are having a WTF moment, you are not alone. I know blonds are a little slow, but why she and her confidant thought this was a good idea I will never be able to explain. Especially when you look at the participating addicts. Oh my!

Some of my favorite participating addicts include Jeff the moderator (his fight against Facebook was exceedingly entertaining. Well done!), Jared the slow musician (if you call these tragedies music), Devii the fake that plays every application , Clare the takeeverythingfartooseriously drama starter and Jeffrey the newcomer (he's so cute! But girls (and boys), sorry, my sources say he's taken.). The rest are worthless but should make fabulous pawns.

What is to come of this can only be drama in its best form. I will be watching the drama unfold and enjoying every moment of it.


You know you love me,

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

The Lone Star state sounds lonely.

Good day my fellow mafia addicts. I have quite a bit of gossip to catch you up on, so I will just skip the formalities and get right to it.

Nikky and Little Hutch just can't keep themselves out of my inbox. Questions are everywhere. Does Nikky have another lover on Epic Mafia? What is the deal with Nikky's mood swings? What is this I hear about role sharing between the lovebirds? MGG has independent confirmation that Nikky does in fact have someone else over on Epic Mafia. I wonder if she will send them $100 in cash so they can come see her. MGG thinks Little Hutch would be wise to get out of this mess. Maybe he can take some advice from his older brother and look for someone from Texas.

Speaking of Texas, what is the deal with all of this drama coming out of the North Texas meet? Sure, drama comes from every meet. This is a bunch of mafia players meeting. There is obviously going to be drama. But usually it's good drama. Who slept with who kind of drama. No such luck from the North Texas meet. Just a bunch of hot air over role sharing on blogTV. MGG is bored!

An interesting trend due to one of the North Texas attendees has developed. Lots of gossip flying around about her personal life. Husband, children, alleged indiscretions. Who knows? What I do know is alot of people are nice to her to her face, then turn around and trash her behind her back. Now come on mafia addicts, we have a better history than this. Don't be afraid to say what everyone is thinking.

SPOTTED!

J&A seem cozy. A just can't seem to say no to insecure Texas girls. S taking a stand against B. Is there a new regime in town? A&D? What happened to A&M? I bet that was a messy fallout. J&P are done. Or are they?

You know you love me,

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

Green is the word.

Good day addicts. I received what only can be described as a disturbing email. It seems we have another mafia player on our hands that can't keep their pants on when the cameras are flashing. No one ever learns, do they?

Our latest offender is looking rather green. Rumor has it, he posted this (MGG censored it for your viewing pleasure) as his profile picture while a moderator was in the room. Looks like Rosie is as useless as everyone seems to think.

Mafia players, just a little advice, keep your pants on!

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

The War of the Roses

I'm just finishing up a round of our favorite guilty pleasure. Check your dashboard, fanatics, which one am I? Keep guessing. Or better yet, keep guessing wrong =)

Is it just me or is anyone else put off by pSycho Stefanie's seeming inability to not start hundreds of games at a time? Stef, you do realize you're forcing many unsuspecting mafia goers to look at your, well, not so cute face? Not even JennBunny would warrant that with a heart.

Is the Mafia Civil War over? Old school players and old school haters are as chummy as....RSJ and the mafia confessions thread. Not to worry, Miss RSJ, I of course wouldn't be caught dead with any of those suitors.

With the influx of older mafia players seem relatively calm in MafiaLand. Perhaps its the great divide between the Fantastic Four that is keeping the peace. Although, does anyone really believe this great divide is well, great, or even a divide? MGG is skeptical.

We all saw how well Ranier's entrance from Epic went. Will the introduction of the high and mighty Epic Mafia Calvary go over just as well? If not, may the lord bless the moderators. They might have more than a handful, and that's not considering the potential upheaval that villainous Mourad could cause. I bet you're dying to know who made that decision. Let me know.

I apologize greatly, as I've merely begun to just touch the tip of the iceberg, stay tuned - you're in for quite a treat.

Don't forget to mind your manners and keep up your correspondence, maybe your email will be featured in Mafia Gossip Girl's greatest hits.

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Love is blind. Or is it?

Greetings addicts.

Welcome to February. The month everyone pretends to be in love. But is there any true love brewing between mafia goers?

Little Hutch is making a comeback. Well, if you consider being dragged in on Nikky's dirty coat tails a comeback. Did Little Hutch not learn anything from his big brother? Mafia lovers from across the pond are nothing more than an illusion. Of course, it's all fun and games until the Hutch comes to visit and ends up in a different American's bed. Poor Nikky. MGG almost has pity for her.

Speaking of being blind, has anyone heard about the star crossed lovers? Yes, the high school student and her janitor. Mafia players have stooped low in the past (that's you Jess!), but the high school janitor. Well that's just plain dirty.

So addicts, what's the answer to my question? Are any two mafia goers really in love? Maybe so. But even if they are, it will all come crashing down like a game with an idle cop.

You know you love me.

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl

MGG's email greatest hits.

Hi, someone linked me to your blog and i couldn't help but notice your information on Mr.PE and Miss J. For a girl of gossip, you are quite far behind ^^ Mr.PE has been displaying boredom of her for a while now. His slimy grip is now around, shall we say, a Miss S? He's a smooth talker and 'everyone' loves him, so he thinks it's ok to just up and atom when he feels like it. Arrogant creep.

Just one of many who dislike PE. Call me Miss K. You know I love you.

xx

Sightings: K and S no longer speaking? What? Who burned that bridge. A and M free at last, K and M accidentally in love, does K have their eye on someone else? Are all the K's the same person? What about G and W? 10 points if you can figure all those out.
Katie and Shawn
Alli and Makoto
Kris and Mary
Kris
Bugger
I dunno who G and W are...
thanks for the abundance of sympathy by the way
so close to the 10 points :P

If this guesser had gotten all 10 points, I would have posted the name.

Have some gossip you're dying to share? Send me an email at mafia.gossip.girl@gmail.com

You know you love me,

xoxo Mafia Gossip Girl